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Taping into disasters... *angry sound*

Of course this will pass submission - and I believe that the animation was horrible in this, so I said blammed. You simply said Manhatten, and didn't even mention DC (cause nobody cares about the Pentagon... *whimpers*) - but seriously, the only real good part about this was the beggining NG Loader... I mean the Twin Towers are on fire, and this guy's smiling... no sense whatsoever.

TwoStar responds:

I made that loader from scratch, it isn't the Newgrounds one.

A fine flash

Although I gave this flash a 5, there are some things you should know.
The plot could've been worked on, and the "Let's Go to Burger King" wasn't the thing that won me over.
The thing that won me over is the fact that in the background, you can see the stall that says "Fresh Rats".... lol

Dusk responds:

He he he ^^ that's so random... you I guess you like random stuff ^^

Not funny

Many clock submissions are good, but others are plain horrible.

I did not find the vulgar humor in this submission funny at all, and the sad part is that this will pass just due to the "clock" in the name... I am sorry for the portal.

YoYoClock responds:

fair enough, you dont like the humour, but I think you will find it passed because some people did

This is amazing

Incredible - usually, copy cats from the clock crew bias myself against groups like this, but this was incredible. The animation was superb, and the music probably bumped your score to a 10 - it fit perfectly. Overall, the plot could've been better, but I was rather dissapointed without the sequel... can't wait :)!!

Dusk responds:

Yeah... I am working on it....
the part 2 should be about 5 minutes.... i hope i'll finish soon :D

This is great material

I believe this should earn some sort of daily award for the following reasons spelled out in my review.

The Graphics - Although they weren't great, they fit the purpose very well. Sometimes, going simple can mean going good. Although, your animations, despite the quality of the images (like at one point, the pillow took part of the guy's head... sad if you ask me) - the animations you used them in were supurb. Nice job.

The Plot - An outstanding plot. He wakes up, the coffee sucks, a guy barfs on his shoe, he's late to work, fired, and then at the Unemployment office, a guy steals his briefcase, and the lady at the counter announces that their closed. Great job - it must've taken some time to think up.

The Sound - the music track fitted this animation well. It almost made you feel part of this guy's life, and how badly you felt for him - it was a nice touch.
It was a great submission, and I hope to see you in the top daily 5.

flashmachine responds:

wishful thinking. The Daily Awards are like rating 4.00, which this does not have, and will not. It does have enough to pass so far.

I have an odd feeling...

I think my mass voting meter must be coming on... nobody would help this submission through for the following reasons -
#1 - Um... I don't care about pics of GTA... send in a movie clip and i might give graphics a 1.
#2 - Other than the menu did you do anything?
#3 - Sound... I couldn't hear it make it better.
Sorry if I've offended anyone in the proccess of this review.
Better luck next time... but congrats on the Turd, it definitly has its rightful place in NG history.

Starberry responds:

Mass Voting is not feasable. Newgrounds users are stupid by nature, they see 5 authors with many entries and WOAH vote 5 for protection points.

The higher level B/P users realize this, and they too vote 5 because the anonymous mass of stupid voters contributes enough on its own to pass a movie. Combined with the higher VP of the serious B/Pers, the movie passes with a good score, in this case 2.1.

However the most votes a submission receives is after it has passed judgement, the entire insignificant mass of users then decides a movie's real score.

Other than the menu did I do anything? I made my own movie yes. Not many people are watching more than the first part, sad but true.

I'm kind...

My apologies, but this flash definitly requires work... let me list some things.
#1 - Graphics... ugh I'm not gonna talk about them (They make me cringe cause my two submissions were blammed cause of that...) - actually i might as well mention something - you kind of only needed the gun shot, the deaths, and the head turning. A bit easy compared to the major ones here.
#2 - Sound... Um that sound in the background... what the heck was it? I thought it was really annoying. And I seriously wanted to throw my PC out the window when I heard the elf.
#3 - Comedy... killing random people isn't funny. It's like takin a gun to like some characters head, shooting him, and laughing. It's just cruel.
And no, I'm not technical. I'm just tired and bored.
Sorry if I've offended anyone in this review, and I apologize to the author if I've been to harsh.

monkeycat responds:

1. Graphics aren't inportant to me
2. What sound are you referring to? I liked the elf's voice (my voice)it suits his character and achieves the desired effect.
3. Killing random people is funny. Joe cartoon made over a million dollars doing it. Moving away from cartoons - Macauley Culken made ten million dollars bashing the shit out of the burglers in Home Alone. Going back even furth the three stooges were beating the crap out of each other in films before either of us were born.
Finally these were not random characters - they were pop icons, I simply did to them something that would not usually associated with Harry Potter - hence using surprize which is an essential element of humour. I certainly hope you took the time to watch the first 3. Thanks for the constructive review.

Wow

Ok, look. These bouncy things get annoying -I have a feeling that theyre easy to make and pass - congrats to you - and with a following of supporters theyll always pass won't they? I mean people like me might put up a fight, but you know they'll pass...

Nice work.

This has potential, but at the current moment, it obviously is not finished. The song was great, but the sonic at the end was hularious - although repetitive (obviously not finished... lol) - nice work - but please complete.

kinggila responds:

I'll complete if I feel like it. Last time I was thinking of working on flash, I wasn't in a mood to work on it.

It's too bad...

I'm on vacation on the 15th... :( - that means I get to see how bad or good the clocks did - Looks good - this will definitly pass as one of the better clock flashes.

AlbinoClock responds:

<3
Hope you like it.

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