Nomader's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[=Grand Theft Auto Collab=]

I have an odd feeling...

I think my mass voting meter must be coming on... nobody would help this submission through for the following reasons -
#1 - Um... I don't care about pics of GTA... send in a movie clip and i might give graphics a 1.
#2 - Other than the menu did you do anything?
#3 - Sound... I couldn't hear it make it better.
Sorry if I've offended anyone in the proccess of this review.
Better luck next time... but congrats on the Turd, it definitly has its rightful place in NG history.

Starberry responds:

Mass Voting is not feasable. Newgrounds users are stupid by nature, they see 5 authors with many entries and WOAH vote 5 for protection points.

The higher level B/P users realize this, and they too vote 5 because the anonymous mass of stupid voters contributes enough on its own to pass a movie. Combined with the higher VP of the serious B/Pers, the movie passes with a good score, in this case 2.1.

However the most votes a submission receives is after it has passed judgement, the entire insignificant mass of users then decides a movie's real score.

Other than the menu did I do anything? I made my own movie yes. Not many people are watching more than the first part, sad but true.

["Poof" vs Harry Potter]

I'm kind...

My apologies, but this flash definitly requires work... let me list some things.
#1 - Graphics... ugh I'm not gonna talk about them (They make me cringe cause my two submissions were blammed cause of that...) - actually i might as well mention something - you kind of only needed the gun shot, the deaths, and the head turning. A bit easy compared to the major ones here.
#2 - Sound... Um that sound in the background... what the heck was it? I thought it was really annoying. And I seriously wanted to throw my PC out the window when I heard the elf.
#3 - Comedy... killing random people isn't funny. It's like takin a gun to like some characters head, shooting him, and laughing. It's just cruel.
And no, I'm not technical. I'm just tired and bored.
Sorry if I've offended anyone in this review, and I apologize to the author if I've been to harsh.

monkeycat responds:

1. Graphics aren't inportant to me
2. What sound are you referring to? I liked the elf's voice (my voice)it suits his character and achieves the desired effect.
3. Killing random people is funny. Joe cartoon made over a million dollars doing it. Moving away from cartoons - Macauley Culken made ten million dollars bashing the shit out of the burglers in Home Alone. Going back even furth the three stooges were beating the crap out of each other in films before either of us were born.
Finally these were not random characters - they were pop icons, I simply did to them something that would not usually associated with Harry Potter - hence using surprize which is an essential element of humour. I certainly hope you took the time to watch the first 3. Thanks for the constructive review.

[!!!jump Around!!! Iv]

Wow

Ok, look. These bouncy things get annoying -I have a feeling that theyre easy to make and pass - congrats to you - and with a following of supporters theyll always pass won't they? I mean people like me might put up a fight, but you know they'll pass...

[Melvin:Bad Day]

Mediocre Job!

Well, actually a bit better than mediocre - a rare site on NG. I voted to protect this because -
# Although nothing really moved cept one fist, and mouths, it was still a good flash.
# The ending was classic - you beat the crap out of the annoying guy, something I wish I'd do sometimes.
I hope to see more

[Gen-X : Chapter 1]

Mind Dazzling

This is great - wow. I thought when I saw it at first it would be really dull, but this is spectacular. Wow. Just keep churning them out!

[Walk-Smash-Walk]

Wow

The best thing that I could say to describe this... a heap load of work, dull, boring unattractive, stupid, and dumb, thrown together, animated, colored, organized, and throw in a great sound track. And you get this incredible piece of work. You really can create things from scratch. This is one of my examples of a perfect work, and you deserve your spot high in the ranks.

[Daily2oon08292005]

Errr......

I know their daily and I'm impressed you churn em out at this rate... but um... shouldn't you sort of maybe ya know... try something new? The opening is now even becoming old.. :(

[Spongebob Theme Backwards]

Sry man

I don't normally vote based on sound. If the animation was better, this easily would earn a 5 in my book. But it wasn't. It was horrible. Please, animate first.

[Ambush!]

This should become lore in NG

For your first submission here... wow. That's all I can say. Wow. The graphics were incredible, watching thinking, "go kirby! kill em! beat em to smitherings!" I'm serious, you did a great job captivating your audience. You deserve the Review Crew Pick, np. The music went perfect with it, although some sound effects would be nice, its definitly not neccesary.

The animation was nice and snappy, and wasn't to schetchy either. Perfect.

[Daily2oon08282005]

Best Star Syndicate Movie

Most of the Star Syndicate Movies you make are horrible... face it. But the thing that got me about this one was the menu - whoever created it deserves a round of laughter and joy, cause whoever it was made a dang coolio menu opening! It gave me to vote a 5 - the animations in it were supurb. However the first one I watched ought to have a seisure warning, and I felt like I was going to die watching it. Nice work though.